Mastersons Bar in Moonee Ponds is an unsatisfactory place to hang out, in my opinion. The atmosphere is lackluster, and the decor is old-fashioned and uninviting. The seating arrangements are cramped, and the lighting is poor, making it difficult to read the menu.
The food menu at Mastersons Bar is nothing special, and the dishes are subpar in quality. I found the food to be bland and unappealing, and the portions were unsatisfying. The burger was dry, the fries were undercooked, and the salad was limp. The only thing that seemed decent was the loaded fries, but even they were just average.
Additionally, the service was unprofessional, and the staff was not very friendly or helpful. They seemed disinterested in providing good service, and it took forever to get our food and drinks. When we finally received our order, it was cold and unappetizing. The staff seemed to be more focused on chatting with each other than serving the customers.
The drinks at Mastersons Bar are disappointing either. The selection is constrained, and the quality is below average. The cocktails lacked any flair, and the beer selection was uninteresting. The bartenders seemed inexperienced and had a hard time making even the most basic drinks.
To make matters worse, the live music performance that we were promised turned out to be a monotonous solo act, with the musician struggling to play the guitar and singing out of tune. The piercing volume of the music forced everyone to shout, making it impossible to have a conversation. It seemed like the musician was uninspired, just phoning it in. The displeased audience had no choice but to endure the subpar performance, wondering if it was all worth it.
Overall, my experience at Mastersons Bar was remarkably unsatisfactory. The uninviting ambiance, subpar food, watered-down drinks, and negligent service were all unsatisfactory, and I wouldn't suggest it as a viable option. There are superior mastersons moonee ponds options in Moonee Ponds that offer a better return on investment. I was profoundly dissatisfied and will not be returning at all expenses.